“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

One of the worst parts of being chronically ill is how lonely it gets. You need a community to help you but you realize just how conditional your friendships are on you being able bodied.

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Ok but why would I want an empire of dirt ?

psychopomp

Adrian POV being like. A classic alien horror movie. Your spouse returns home after being left for dead for decades in space. But wait, he's brought back an alien! Alien claims that everyone else on the ship just happened to die from other, unrelated reasons. Slowly it becomes clear that your spouse is, like, unhealthily obsessed with this creature. Maybe psychosexually obsessed. He can't sleep without it. He even — gasp — eats with it. Adrian braces themself because ok, clearly they're dealing with some kind of brain-stealing parasite that's trying to subsume Rocky into its weird hivemind or whatever before consuming him alive. There's no way around it. They're going to have to kill this thing. So they go up to the ship prepared to fight to the death. And then they meet Grace

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

A little frustrated that I have to tap “like” three times to get Tumblr to register it, but if my finger hovers anywhere within an inch of a hod damn Polymarket ad, the app reads it as a click and pop open the useless fucker like a first responder with an epipen

my joke answer for why movie!grace is so built even back on earth is that this is the one favor the universe has ever done for eva stratt. she's in the torment nexus and the earth is dying and she's selling her soul but at least the god she believes in sent her someone to hang out with all the time in the form of a guy who reportedly turned down being awarded "world's sexiest man" twice. does she have time to properly befriend him or initiate anything intimate? good lord no. but when it all gets a bit much she Can look at him for a few seconds.

it's a pity they didn't have a version of the "wait you AREN'T sleeping with stratt?" scene in the movie because we could have had the added layer of "okay yes you're capable and all that but so are a lot of other non-middle school teacher people so we kind of assumed she kept you around because you're. well. I mean."

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life