i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

happy pride

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

if I had a trillion dollars I'd solve world hunger and then get a bunch of action figures and then buy me and my boyfriend a house and then give everything I didn't need to charity. why can't I have a trillion dollars. why apartheid scammer white supremacist cuckold and not me

you can give the character any headcanon you want no matter how small give them visual snow syndrome if you want

i just don’t get it. where are all the women. where are all the women in your fanfictions. are they all out of town? did they all go on vacation together? do they all have a dentist appointment at the same time?

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are