welcome to the self-care zone

$80 for GTA 6, physical version doesn't even come with a disc, and most of the game is paywalled behind the ultimate edition

its always the tiny gay cowboy and his tiny gay roman boyfriend, never the bi cowboy and his bi cowboy/martial artist boyfriend. owen wilson didn’t play a fruity western boy TWICE to be disrespected like that 

no bc I’m being serious! we’ve been way too quiet about them for way too long!!!!!!

pls watch these (shanghai noon and shanghai knights) and give these romantic besties ur love! it’s literally a western romcom

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

i changed my mind, this is just too horrifying not to share

@scumrunner do you have any cursed facts about hawsers to share ?

Ohhohohoho DO I EVER. Meet the “snapback zone,” not an area with cool hats, but instead the unintuitive range at which a hawser can kill you if it breaks under tension.

I don’t think you guys understand how much force this is, a tow rope used to move a 20 foot boat snaps under tension with enough force to dent metal, shatter glass and seriously injure anyone in its way. A Hawser on the other hand… Well I’ve seen a concrete pier with a chuck the size of a sedan ripped out of it by a line failure, and anecdotally, I’ve heard of a 2 ton heavy cargo forklift being skidded sideways, then knocked over. These lines snap with enough force to noticably dent the hull armor of navy ships.

I’m once again reminded of its much smaller cousin, the haywire.

I am learning multiple things today

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.