whatever i have to go. take care of the posts for me

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[id: a map zoomed in to show the Mississippi River. big blocky text over the top half of the map reads “sorry officer the only thin blue line I respect is the Mississippi River“ next to this Is a blue lives matter flag with porky the pig dressed as a cop edited over it with a Red x through it. by the bottom of the map there are blurbs of text by the Mississippi River they read “produces 92 percent of nations agricultural exports” “major source of hydroelectric power” “260 species and 25 percent of all fish in North America“ and “birthplace of water skiing“/end id]

the tiktokification of tumblr needs to be stopped

we don’t censor words here stop acting like a fool, when you censor words and tags people who have that word filtered due to triggers will still see it

Rocky and Grace are yelling at each other. Rocky stops mid argument to demand that Grace put on his angry eyebrows. Grace immediately stomps to the whiteboard, stomps back over with the dry erase marker, draws angry eyebrows on the xenonite ball. the argument continues

sometimes it is fun and easy to go to bed because I make up scenarios in my head. other times it is difficult and not fun, because you see, I am making up scenarios in my head

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I'm trying to be so careful

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless