Equinox

This is your brain.

2. No voice but you hear it

3. The handle struggle

4. Hijab & Shoulders

is taller than you

has a deep voice

is a beefcake

is confident in himself

is goal-oriented

has a unique fashion sence

has a one of a kind name

is into dragons

is adept in politics

reads

is bilingual

has exotic pets

is an aspiring architect

is a poet at heart

is a leader of a cult

used to be a local celebrity

hates his boss

has inhuman blood

is older than you

comes from a well-respected family

is not afraid to speak against his father

can kill a man by just yelling

can brainwash a man by just using three words

wants your soul

wants your soul so much, he’ll send his friends over with a cute note just for you

is covered in demonic taint from head to toe

will probably get fired from his job via tentacle through the chest

is Miraak

just date Miraak

Husband: Emphatic no, five letters.

Wife: Never

H: Pistol, 3 letters.

W: Gun

H: Disgust, 3 letters.

W: Ugh

H: Charity, 4 letters.

W: Give

H: Female sheep, 3 letters

W: Ewe

H: Pixar movie, 2 letters

This was inspired by the 30 Day Warden Challenge and the 31 Day Hawke Challenge, as well as my own 30 Day Nerevarine Challenge from about seven years (or however long) ago back on dA.

If you do this challenge, link back here so others can as well! And maybe like/reblog it so I know to keep an eye out for yours!

The Challenge itself is under the cut because it’s very long. Enjoy!

1. slowly raise their hand to the wound and/or pull the weapon impaling them out while everyone stares in horror before collapsing to the ground from shock and/or blood loss and being caught just in time by their friend/sibling/love interest

“Stress” by Yoan Capote

  2004

Concrete and bronze

250 x 60 x 60 cms

Edition : -

Collection : Karen and Robert Duncan- Lincoln, Nebraska, USA

But also

One Nostril: I’m cool

me who knows exactly whats coming:

me:

me:

me :

It’s not an uncommon occurrence for men in their 40s and 50s to refer to their wives as “old bags”, so whenever I do the whole “Would you like a bag” spiel, there’s a 50/50 chance they will point to their wife and say “No thanks I have one right here” or say “Nah I left her at home” Or something else awful and then wink at me and call me darling or sweetheart and just make me want to be smited by god right in that second.

However there was one customer that came in and did this whole song and dance. Not out of the ordinary. What was, however, was how he then followed it up by going “I’m kidding, I’m divorced ha ha.” Then, his face drops and he turns to his friend with a look of absolute horror and goes “Wait, that’s probably why. Do you think that’s why she left me Andy? Because I said things like that?” And then proceeded to look like he was re-evaluating his whole life as his friend led him out of the store.