I dont know what I am doing with my life anymore

@vague-magnus-archives

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

My toxic personality trait is that I love false advertising as a metatextual plot device, and not just in the "oOoOoh, it was secretly cosmic horror" sense. Straight up lie to me about the basic structure of the work. Give me a precision platformer that's 80% visual novel by volume. Give me a fanservice anime which is revealed by gradual degrees to be a documentary. I want to be deceived.

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

The kids are right Jazz

sometimes love is stored in a kind ao3 comment

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

Sick rhymes

Huge chocolate milkshake is basically a classic thing to spill in your lovers car and all over your nintendo switch

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crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder