Be Gay Do Crimes

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

HEL-lo!

i think it's so funny that people are like it's evil & cruel to keep a cat indoors imagine spending your whole life closed off & meanwhile the entire time they're saying this about a species that sleeps on average 12-16 hours a day. like my man i think they're happy to be able to do that and not be attacked by predators

outdoor cat owners be like indoor cats are depressed and prisoners while they're napping in a sunbeam fully content with life and their cats are running for their lives from hawks