Mario enthusiast Luigi apologist Bowser fetishist

standing ovation is such a good phrase. that show was so great we laid an egg

princess and her jestergirl having a sleepover and doing each others makeup . the next day there are two giggly princess clowns sitting in each others lap on the throne and it's impossible to know which is which

went to the nude trans beach event w my gf and huge friend group and stayed on the beach past sundown and watched the orange light hit every beautiful trans person on that beach and its hard its so hard to explain how for a large part of my life I was looking for anyone like me and now theres hundreds of us nude on the beach, its like magic

it was legitimately magical, i love trans people and trans bodies so so so much. we made it to the water 😭🎉

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

Nature is healing

as a bonus, children who read it and take it seriously will feel really determined to not be children and to do their best to act like adults. if you are not a willfully-ignorant self-absorbed shit for brains asshole who is only concerned about how other people think of you, you can see how this is counterproductive

Even folks on the pro-porn side of the aisle often talk like it's the presence of narrative that makes porn an art form, as though the erotic needs to be explicitly justified in order to elevate it from the mere mechanical production of arousal, and it always makes me feel like maybe we're not quite as "pro" as we think we are.

I once saw a video of a woman staring expressionlessly into the camera while jerking off a strap-on the size of her own forearm and wearing panda themed one-piece pajamas complete with little bear ears on the hood, and I feel like it would have been lessened as art if it had attempted to explain itself.

yknow even the rick and morty redditors 10 years ago hated family guy for being tired and unfunny. what's up with all the 20-25yo tme gays suddenly into family guy and south park now. why am i seeing more and more south park cosplayers at the fucking anime con

you have worse taste than the fucking gamergate guys??