The Pug Mage

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

I may be a faggot but at least I'm not a Fuck-Face-Fascist

Watching “The Fellowship of the Ring” for the first time. Yes, really. Gandalf’s tits are smaller than I was led to believe

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

treat yourself with the same kindness and understanding youd offer to an ancient wizard

i didn't realize this would be a problem when I posted this but some of you don't have the respect and admiration for an ancient wizard that I assumed would be more inherent and universal