Pudgy Stuff

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

Getting notes on this post is like …. Girls you might be in burnout. Sorry I can’t help. 😘 though

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

@koth-harvest-final

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

"Fill up," he says.

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

“Sir, I am the manager, now what is your complaint?”

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone