The Proud Zebra

Let’s call the whole thing off!

“lets try to get you down to a 0 on the pain scale” lmao I like your enthusiasm buddy but have I got some news for you

ME?????!!!!!!

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.

Me when relocating 🙈

Me: *feels something* Me: Ew, nope. Never doing that again.

but where was he at my last doctor’s appointment…

this is how you know someone loves what they’re doing.

gonna have to ask my dr. to do the same thing…

But seriously, this is how to pediatrician.

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

This just helped

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

Me: Any doctor who will take me

the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.

I’m a bi adult and you know what? I needed this. Thank you.

it’s also important to remember that it can be a fluid % like sometimes it’ll be 50/50 some times 10/90 and then drift into a 45/65 or even 2/98 and it’s still okay. It’s just where you are at that time in your life. 

PREACH