do you know there was a girl who fell on the subway tracks with an oncoming train but she survived because her thigh gap was so wide the train went through her leg!

When I was a kid my favourite song was ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy’ because I had no idea it was about sex

S/O to myself fr because this year wasn’t easy at all.

wheres seasons greasons

David Chang listening to white people complain about MSG in chinese food making them sick and then giving them a ton of Doritos and Pringles and Ruffles that all have MSG and having them eat it, experience nothing, then watching them try to explain the difference is high performance art. 

Anyone who misgenders Bigfoot is an imbecile and dead to me. She is a woman, and anyone who claims otherwise is not only flagrantly incorrect, myopic, and asinine, but is a misogynist. How can you look at Bigfoot - a paragon of the strength and harshness and resourcefulness that is unique to womanhood - and automatically slap a “he” onto her? As IF men could ever produce such a figure of vivacity, mystery, and ferocity. I shudder every time I hear someone refer to her as a man. Shudder with seething rage, that is. That said, they make me appreciate those with the basic human decency to recognize her womanhood all the more.