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@gallusrostromegalus . casts spell of silly reverse gravity

hey i’m really glad u liked my post u sick disgusting perverted freak

Did many, many very small annoying tasks today and got everything done I wanted to 😤

I have once again accomplished my many small tasks… my power…

IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT. I HAVE ONCE AGAIN accomplished my many small tasks, some of them Extremely annoying… my power only grows…

My year of swag and resurrection

I still contend that this is, in fact, the best video on the internet, period. The sheer comedic timing. The knowledge that it cannot possibly have been constructed. The very human expression Pallas cats’ round pupils give them. And the backstory that this was literally the first footage captured by this camera in this placement, that this is the cat immediately noticing his environment has been changed and investigating with all the suspicion of a grumpy old gardener whose gnomes have been moved again…. *chef’s kiss*

@lynx-girl

Did many, many very small annoying tasks today and got everything done I wanted to 😤

I have once again accomplished my many small tasks… my power…

hey, I went to Mad At You Island and it wasn't empty. there was a stranger you were a bit curt with on a bad day, an old friend who you got into a falling out with, a labmate who's experiment you messed up by mistake, someone who's birthday you forgot, an internet stranger who is hellbent on deciding you're not morally good enough for not reblogging a post or not following a one day boycott. and it is kind of mortifying to realise that Mad At You Island will never be uninhabited, but it's just a fact of life. and if you try to reduce the population to zero, you'll end up whittling yourself down to nothing