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there's a special kind of happiness that can only be felt when you have no idea what a lot of people online are talking about

i love the internet it is such a helpful place

i put mine in and it says no one’s ripped me off! security rules

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc

Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.

He’s only a baby, he’ll learn 💓

I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”

my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut

Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE

She’s a Virgo w a Scorpio moon. You’ll be waiting a while sis

Like? What does that even mean? I hate when physics bitchis are like? “Oh but her Lilith is in the eighth node and mars is in mercurial so I’ll give it a COUPLE of weeks” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEAAAANNN??!!?!??!

It means she’s stubborn and petty like you don’t need to be an astrologist to know that about ha

Hdksjskdkdkdk WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THATS SHSJSHSJSJS I HTE ASTRONOMY

It’s cos Mercury’s in retrograde