Jolly Green Giant

Oof. This man gets it.

Nothing about any of what I just read makes any actual sense

Meanwhile in Plymouth, MN, a white kid this past week brought a gun to his high school, shot it into the air in the hallways, and OF COURSE is taken in without being hurt or shot.

So what is the penalty for swatting someone where the victim is shot by police? Ms. Perkins belongs in jail for swatting.

Regina Perkins doesn't regret what she did. She regrets that her name's in the article. She committed murder. She was trying to get him killed. She knew when she did it that when cops get sent after black kids, the kids tend to end up dead. She knew that, and she did this on purpose. She didn't like her daughter dating a black kid so she had him killed. This is no different than if she'd hired a hitman, except cops will do it for free.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE