theplasticlamb

the french beatles

jean, paul, george, et ringeaux

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

*ilya entering the kingfisher* i'll be the biggest star at this old man boring gay guy bar

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

i wish season 2 could have like thirty 24 minute episodes so there could be a bunch of fun filler stuff like cliff gets caught in a bear trap or hayden gets his head stuck in his own toilet or a valentines day episode where shane and ilya go on a romantic bowling date…. and of course bottle episode where everyone gets locked inside the rink

uh i understand your knight kink post is engaging with the literary construct of the knight rather than the historical actually existing social role but you really failed to engage with the themes and tropes of late medieval grail literature

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

grumpy angry stupid how long since last sleep QUESTIONNNN??????

achieving ethical rpf through abstraction

Knives Out 4 starring Connor Storrie as Benoit Blanc's biological son from this one time he donated sperm and it shouldn't be possible but he has Benoit's exact accent.

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

Poirot fam I'm watching the documentary and Inspector Japp's actor calling out the living arrangements between Poirot, Hastings and even Miss Lemon and saying be played Japp like he was suspicious that the three of them were hooking up has absolutely sent me

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

mel and langdon live in omegaverse and no one else does