ThePixelFerret

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

me whenever i encounter a coworker born post-2000

Please stop he is drowning…..

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

based on your pre-existing knowledge of me i want you to guess who my favorite my little pony character is

okay I will give you one (1) ☝️ hint. this character is NOT one of the mane six. HOWEVER everyone who guessed Applejack does get bonus points because she IS my favorite of the mane six and honestly the character I am the most like

somehow its friday once again tommorow

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws