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underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated

Crosshair will chill and listen to Tech infodump for 3 hours straight but as soon as Hunter wants to talk to him for just a minute, Crosshair is all like "[already headed for the nearest exit] sorry Sergeant gotta go"

I like "sigh....they said rehab would be a fresh start..." or pretending to exasperatedly whip put a pack of cigarettes and light one, or when I mess up the name of smth particularly bad, "....they used to call me that in highschool" (i was homeschooled so I get bonus funny points)

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