~Basil

also again in the nicest way possible if you are under 18 and you are uncomfortable by adult gay men talking about about sex and making innuendos then you should probably reevaluate whether you're mature enough to be a viewer of their content.

the april fools joke of it all was phil saying no btw

dandelions are magic. literally tiny suns in the grass that turn into the moon and then the stars when you blow on them. fucking insane.

holy shit

[[Comic ID: Three colorful panels illustrated with markers, showing off the dandelions as the sun, moon, and stars with the original text overlaid. Bright yellow rays erupt from a scattering of sunny dandelions in the first image, spiraling into the surrounding greenery like a Van Gogh painting. Then one massive dandelion puff, viewed from below, takes up the whole night sky. White ripples surround the dandelion, making it look like a dark pond peeking through the grass. In the last, a child blows on a dandelion from a grassy patch shaped like a lily pad. From high above, we see the distinctly botanical seeds turn into stars and sparkles where the wind catches them. End ID]]

pre hard launch was crazyyy cause dan and phil would say things such as we are married for real in real life and you'd go does anyone think they are married for real in real life and then people would throw rocks at you.

And then people will defend it by going ohh but assuming they were a couple when they were acting like a couple would have been BAD as if it's not worse to instead act like they didn't know what they were saying at any given moment when the closet was clearly glass. Like personally I think they were grown adults who knew what they were doing when they made their barbie dolls kiss on stage every night for months straight but people will act like you were an evil stalker if you said that??

i really will never be able to stop posting about how deeply it pains my heart to watch certain old videos of phil and compare it to how he acts now like we actually had no frame of comprehension for how much of himself he was repressing for so many years. like. literally even up until the actual hard launch a few months ago. the constant calculating we can now retrospectively see behind his eyes the total refusal to give even and inch that he might have to retract or that might endanger what they were protecting. it's insane. it's insane we're not talking about this constantly it's just insane that he pulled it off the way he did and how people would literally write essays about how bland and inexpressive and closed off he was but that's what he felt that he had no choice but to do. and he still managed to create a world and a safe place that people fell in love with and NOW he glows like he swallowed a fucking lightbulb like ive never seen a change in a person like that and it's so joyous and the happiest ending for this kind and selfless and perfectly self-contained and self-knowing man that there ever could have been. but the right moment catches me or i watch the wrong old thing and i just get so. freaking. sad.

early amazingphil is quite like plato in the sense that probably he only got so famous because he was one of like three people ever but coincidentally turned out to be a complete genius anyways

call it the amazing podcast is not on fire cowards

i just know that someday i will be getting my mobile ticket scanned on the train and dnp will upload some horrifically titled video at the worst moment. “how we got anal probed at tsa” or “top phil pisses of 2025” and i’ll have to look that amtrak employee dead in the face after they read that shit. it’s coming i know it i’ve accepted my fate

wad era dan was constantly going I'm on grindr because I'm out now and gay and I have gay sex btw have you heard of my husband 🥰🥰 I'm definitely having sex with men I meet on the apps and not deeply committed btw. fuck amazingphil 😘😘 and the whole time phil was on youtube doing 'when will my husband return from tour' videos so desperate he had to be rescued.

Don't you dare come on my post talking shit about Dan btw I loved his gay slut era. This is a pro lying about sleeping around post I think it was so funny he was doing all that with a full husband at home.