Jinkies

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romanticize the hell out of your life tbh? romanticize the freckle on your left ass cheek or getting gas at the station before sunset. make every moment a good memory. make yourself feel special because you are special and I’m tired of this attitude where we attack each other by saying “no one cares”

Fuck you ernie

“Now I don’t know exactly how trippy ‘fuck’ is but I imagine it’s excessively”

I love this man excessively

That last one is fantastic

In case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you.

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

For the low price of $0.00 you can use someone's correct pronouns!!!

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

This isn’t even battle anymore it’s just Greeks and Trojans throwing insults at each other

Kind of hard to top “sack of wine” and “commander of trash” tho

Hey I’m pretty sure they found plenty of good tops to get with!