oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

kind of a milf. reblog

reblog to reassure the next person who reads this that everything is going to be okay and it’s all going to get easier soon

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

i have the heart of a lover with the soul of a hater and the mind of somebody with really great tits

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

Reblog to wrap the person you reblogged it from in a soft blanket like a burrito and give them a brownie

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield