The Final Frontier? No, I'm the one before that.

Galaxy Quest really has one of the endings of all time. imagine if Leonard Nimoy snapped and killed an alien. imagine if Levar Burton fucked a squid. imagine you get a voice call on messenger or whatever and it's Sir Patrick Stewart telling you Star Trek is real and he needs you and your discord server to help him defeat the Borg

lisa simpson could replace light yagami and successfully trick L but light could never handle having bart as a brother

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

my prediction for the odyssey film is that ben affleck plays all of the sirens

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement