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Phineas and his depressed Platypus
nnOOOoOoOooO😭
My grandfathers👨❤️👨
And they have bowling team (Doof doesn't like this team name)
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German oops Drusselstein kids
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I'm sure Roger was that annoying little brother...
And Lederhosen of course!!! I used image of doonkelberry and white egret (the national bird of Drusselstein) for embroidery
Teen Heinz is so nerdy😭
nap time
who even gave birth to these kids?
Gets abducted by aliens and put in a zoo and slowly figures out how their language works and starts writing swear words on the glass when the alien children walk by
The aliens are like wait you can write and I’m like yeah I can talk too and they’re like why didn’t you say something sooner and I’m like well I figured you wouldn’t let me go since you’re clearly willing to kidnap a sapient being so I’m just taking revenge by making your toddlers more annoying
The aliens are like we didn’t know humans were sapient and I’m like did you miss all of that human civilization literally everywhere and they’re like what and I’m like look at the planet at night and they’re like holy fuck those lights are people we’ve been trapping and releasing people and meanwhile I’ve returned to writing swear words on the glass with my little alien sharpie
I glare at you from across the enclosure for ruining my alienthropology research by making them aware of being observed
Ignores you and keeps teaching a child that speaks alien sign language all the rude words for alien genitalia through the glass
Continues to glare with a twitching lip because that’s actually really funny
‘What (Not) To Do when you’re a Big Dumb Idiot who Fell in Love with his Nemesis who turned himself into a Hot Platypus and now you’re being straddled by him while On The Clock’ (5862 words) by Peanut_Butter_Wizard Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Phineas and Ferb Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Heinz Doofenshmirtz/Perry the Platypus, Heinz Doofenshmirtz & Perry the Platypus Characters: Heinz Doofenshmirtz, Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb) Additional Tags: vanessa and norm are both briefly mentioned but dont actually show up, i cant believe i wrote this tbh, rewrite of the ep where heinz turns himself into a platypus, except they dont fight, Perry the Platypus is a Platypus (Phineas and Ferb), Trans Mpreg | Trans Male Pregnancy, Eggpreg, this thing has a life of its own Summary:
Of all the things Perry the Platypus had seen at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc, this one was the craziest, and in Perry's opinion, probably the best
Surely, nothing will come of this
Edit: theres another chapter.

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So as the next gen scientists, does the LOVEMUFFIN leader role get passed down to Vanessa OR, do they gotta do the whole election pageant again? Idk if they established term limits in this AU. And Since Phineas and Ferb go into thievery and not evil science as their main villain theme when they are older.
The pageant has been a yearly thing.
Coming up with some type of competition to elect the head council was the only thing the evil-doers who founded LOVEMUFFIN could agree on.
The 'Supreme Leader' position is a new thing, since Rodney and Heinz disagreeing with each other because they have old beef was getting really, really annoying for everyone else and it was the easiest way to be able to cut through the arguing.
If one of them wins, that means they can easily shut the other up without it turning into a whole production, and if someone else wins then there's someone with actual authority who can tell both of them to shut up
Phineas and Ferb are only focusing on theft for now. They only really became active Villains so young bc they thought it would be fun to do more in the family business and this was the soonest they could get their uncles to agree. The boys main goal right now is to just have as much fun with their friends and family as they possibly can every day, and some things they need to do that aren't legally accessible.
But much like their sisters, they could find some new goals when they get older that make them want to change directions
Makes me wonder if not seeking mental health resources is in the OWCA contract. Cuz RIP all those third party therapists that tried to help those poor OWCA agents and interns deal with their trauma. SMH
Seeking mental health assistance isn't outright banned, but it is nearly impossible for an Agent to go into the details with outside help without blowing their cover and facing consequences
So if ROGER goes no contact with his parents, does he also get piles of letters from relatives? Or do they not know that he went no contact with his parents? Cuz, I feel like they’d be in denial.
Well, Father Doofenshmirtz has been mostly interested in his show dogs for decades, so he's mostly just standing behind his wife while thinking about what routine he wants to teach Only Son VI for their next show.
But Isolde however...
She is going to have A Bad Time, getting cut off from her Golden Child like that. And of course it has to be all Heinz's fault, like every bad thing in her life, so she escalates her attempts to steal Heinz's inheritance
“Sir, I understand your frustration. But by the law of the kingdom, ALL registered clerics are required to attend medical school before joining any adventure. Do you understand?”
I swear like 90% of the discourse on RWBY isn't about anything but Ironwood, especially on Reddit. Thank god people have shut up about Bumblebee Bad™ for the most part, but I am... So tired of the Ironwood discourse, because 85% of it is people not having basic narrative comprehension, media literacy, or knowing how to read the surface level subtext.
"It came out of nowhere" it had LITERALLY been teased since his debut in volume 2 and written in stone at the end of Breach. He spent the majority of the volume questioning Ozpin's decisions, establishing his compulsive need for control over situations, and at the end of v2 it was HEAVILY implied that he went behind Ozpin's back to report him to the Vale Council and cite the recent Grimm invasion as a reason Ironwood should take over security for Vytal. The council also stated that Ironwood had literally been reporting Ozpin's questionable actions, leading to them considering an inquiry against Ozpin's position as Headmaster. He even menacingly looks out his ship's window at Ozpin's office and says "you brought this on yourself", like it could not be more clear than that.
Volumes 2, 3, and 4 set up Ironwood's character almost every time he was on screen, and thus the most integral part of his character; its flaw that has a subset of flaws. Namely, his paranoia, which has the subset flaw of his compulsive need to *take* control and power over every situation. He was paranoid about the recent crime sprees in Vale being connected to the Big Bad, he brought his whole damn fleet. He learned that the enemy was operating in SouthEast Vale/Mountain Glenn, his first instinct was to raze them to the ground. Ozpin wouldn't give him control over security, he went behind his back to report him to the Council. The Fall Of Beacon happens? Dust embargo. Intel that the enemy is operating in Mistral? Close the borders, call back the troops, and threaten a VERY powerful man into falling in line when he inevitably takes control of the kingdom.
He keeps with this theme in Volume 7. Mantle is in a chokehold, the Atlas fleet surrounds the entire kingdom as if it were expecting attacks, and every time something goes wrong he's quick to consider taking as much control by force as possible. Robyn Hill becomes a full-time vigilante and steals resources for Mantle? "Maybe I should do Martial Law on a city that's already struggling to survive so I can achieve my goal faster". Gravity happened, shit was revealed, and his immediate reaction was to put a burn on everyone associated with Team RWBY, invoke martial law, kill Fria, kill Oscar, and increase his chokehold on Mantle.
And literally EVERYTHING he does in Volume 8, because he no longer has the leash of his friends and allies urging him to use common sense holding him back. He killed Councilman Sleet for questioning his authority just like he "killed" Oscar, emphasizing his character flaw of his compulsive need for control. He planned on using Qrow & Robyn as ransom fodder for Team RWBY to hand over Penny. Didn't work, so he went to the next best thing which was threatening to bomb Mantle if he didn't get what he wanted, which was Penny and the Staff.
"But he was kind and compassionate and did good things like give Yang an arm and-" Are y'all that intellectually inept to the point where y'all can't fathom that bad people can do good things and good people can do bad things? Do yall not understand that fears, trauma, and experience can change people? Every last action he took was driven by paranoia and a compulsive need to be in control at all times, and that only got worse after Beacon. I hate this argument so damn much and it's one of the most common ones amongst Ironwood defenders.
Yes, he was indeed supposed to be a villain. Yes, this was all in character. Yes, there was PLENTY of foretext, text, and subtext to point to this. No it did not come out of nowhere. And yes, Monty in fact planned for Ironwood to be a fascist.

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat
The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailor’s apprentice who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Here’s a link to the blog post about it, but I’ll just paste the whole diary entry here:
“I had been at work about two months when Christmas came on – and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friends…while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit – coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] – buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit.
“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”
“I was hoping they’d beat me and forget about it but to my horror they stuck my work up on the fridge”
Not just any fridge-
The public fridge