Situations when it's appropriate to say "I'm always saying this":
1. When you are always saying this (factually correct)
2. When this is actually the opposite of what you're always saying (it's satire)
3. When you have never said this before in your life (how would they know!!)
4. When no one else in the world has ever said this and everyone knows that (very funny)
5. When no actual coherent words are being said (maybe I'm always saying this, like, emotionally)






















