Owl's Mask

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers

Parallax, my friend

thats a stupid name. it should be called “moon 2″

i just know Reagan is in hell, DEE-lighted that someone else was stupid enough to be this bad

i don’t know which women need to hear this but you can never be empowered by the same system that oppresses you

I fucking dare someone to ask the orange for commentary on Queen Mia’s successful handling of COVID

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever