theo wayans

Well in my defense, my break from the internet was a break from everything… Just completely unplugged. Plus you’re fingers and phone work just as well, you could’ve text me as well you know, especially about this date, Now who is this girl and what exactly was she thinking?

〖 @mckaylakennedy 〗

Last text to Partner in crime 🎥🌟:

✉️ Theo: Just so we’re clear, we’re meeting at the Enchanted Cinema tomorrow, right? At which time was it again? I want to make sure ‘cause I’d hate to get the time wrong!✉️ Theo: I’m looking forward to it! 😊 I’m not going to pretend like I only bid on you for your marvellous date idea, but as a lover of film and cake, I have to admit it was right up my alley.

Ringtone: ♫Never Enough — The Greatest Showman

@shiverdews: Oh yeah so it looks like I'm playing Young Fiona in Shrek! My first musical this is so cool!

@realtheowayans: What a great way to start your musical career, Daisy! The first one is always one to remember 😊 I had my debut a couple years ago and it literally makes me feel like an old man thinking about it 😂

McKayla: It can't possibly be that obnoxious, I mean, like you said, I'm the star! Well, and Jolt (his name off camera, it gets very confusing), but what's a dog really doing during his summer vacation that can't be moved around? Mom was the one who wanted me to suffer by going to school, she should at least let me make sure I partake in the fun parts.

McKayla: Oh, do you think we'll actually get to go and see a show? My French isn't as excellent as it could be, but I can still enjoy the beauty and stage presence of people even if I'm missing some of the meaning of their words. Of course it will be! Just like it'll be four times more fun if you're there, too :-p What color's your beret? I don't want to be too matchy matchy and make the French boys think I'm off the market, it's bad press :-p

Theo: Exactly! It's not like you're working with a thousand extras that all need to move their schedules around, right? And omg, I didn't know about the name thing! Does Jolt respond to two names, then? I mean, it sounds pretty similar so he probably doesn't even hear the difference, does he? I really hope your mom will realize that. These are the truly important moments no one should miss out on!

Theo: I don't know? I really hope so! How fantastique that would be 🤩 Mine isn't either, don't worry! I'm sure there are enough French kids coming along to help us with some of the translating. And I agree, I'd be up for watching shows in just about any language. Uncle Hiro once took me to see a Japanese one -- such an enriching experience. 10/10 would do it again.

“Yeah, ‘cause it’s so hard to believe anyone would want to hang out with @mckaylakennedy for any reason but her fame, right? Of course she’s a big inspiration and I aspire to have a career like hers one day, but that doesn’t take away the fact that she’s a classmate of mine and I genuinely like to hang out with her. She’s actually really great to talk to and she gets the passion I have for acting and theatre like no other. If you’d take the time to get to know her a little, you’d realize that.”

McKayla: Do you think I'd be a horrible diva if I asked for production on the Bolt Christmas special to be pushed back for a week so I can go on the field trip to Paris?

McKayla: Are YOU going on the field trip to Paris? Who wouldn't want to go to Paris, right?

Theo: Of course not! Production hasn't started yet, so I'm sure they can move it up a bit in their schedule, right? One week isn't /that/ big of a deal. At least I think so. I've never worked on an actual set so I might be mistaken! 😬

Theo: They'll for sure understand you're still a high school student and you wouldn't want to miss out on important school trips like these, won't they? Plus, you're their biggest star besides Bolt and your mum, I'm sure they wouldn't want to risk losing you.

“Right? If you ever make it outside of Walt, it gets so much harder to please your entire audience; I’ve seen some really unfair criticisms of my performances, especially in the first season, but it was my first real leading role in a TV series, of course it wasn’t perfect! But that’s all in the past, of course. Bolt’s ratings on IMDB speak for themselves, the people love us now. I appreciate the honesty, by the way! As adorable as Bolt is, without having supporting characters like me and my mom, it would be really hard for the show to keep thriving, you know? Although I wish my mom hadn’t put things to a screeching halt before I was old enough to really be a teen sensation; pre-teen years make people feel creepy unless they’re in your age group, but it was a dream of mine to make a J-14 hottest celebs list or something. Of course! I wish I’d had the chance to audition this time around, but I’ve done Wizard of Oz before, and I was focusing on making audition tapes to send off for movies instead. That’s not a bad place to be, they film some cool stuff there these days, you know. Can I get your phone number so I make sure you don’t miss the chance if a bit part comes up?”

Theo: Noli, where are you? I tried to find you after the whole evacuation but had no luck, too many people.

“You can absolutely say that, it’s like the fastest way to skyrocket up towards the top of my list of favorite people in Walt. I mean, so many people are like scoffing at the idea of a Christmas schedule, how heartless do you have to be to not miss Bolt? And me, but I mean… admitting you love dogs is less weird than admitting you love one of your classmates. Interesting! You were great in Wizard of Oz, if they’re looking to audition anyone else or need any extras I’ll put in a good word. Where does one find you in like, summertime?”

Well that’s an over-generalization. It’s not about the actors, it’s about the crummy play selection! There are witches among us right here in Walt, you know, just because one play melts them and one makes them complicated doesn’t make it not lowkey offensive. And why do they have to be green, huh? Who decided that was a thing? P.S. you can totally try to lock me up, but I know how to get out. And locking me up makes things personal, which they’re so not… yet.

“You mean McKayla Kennedy, star of the hit series The New Adventures of Bolt? So many guys my age used to have a huge crush on her a couple of years ago, and I was one of them. So, of course I’d choose to marry her! You guys know love a girl with talent, and let me tell you, I know talent when I see it. McKayla has plenty of it.”

let’s play fmk!

@nononoli: Sorry Theo m'dear. 😘😘😘 I love you truly, but prom committee secrets are prom committee secrets! My lips are sealed. It's gonna be announced on Monday tho!