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My birthday is in 9 days! 

I don’t have to. I invited them on the most epic Hawaiian vacation of their lives, so it’d be in real poor taste for them to talk shit anymore...you know? 

I don’t know what you’re talking about! All my parties are total hits -- my sweet 16, my cast party, my beach bash, the prom I organized...All spotless. 

Kori: Lame but I guess that's a relief

Kori: 🙄🙄🙄 I wish I could forget! I blame it on all the years we spent stuck in a tower, we probably all just find super tight spaces comforting on some level! Thank youuu! Uh I don't really know! I feel like it must because it was TRULY mind blowing for sex in a closet on top of a raincoat but I do love him to bits so 🤷🏼‍♀️

Kori: OR MAYBE HE DID! MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE RANDOMLY WENT INTO YOUR CLOSET DURING A PARTY!

Kori: I knoooooow 🥰🥰🥰 And have I mentioned how much I hate you having almost a year of more sexual experience than me? You have too much power and I don't love it! Not really? I always figured it would be in a graveyard during a big thunderstorm, but I guess being the second Gothel to semi publicly lose it in a closet is about the same level of chaotic. Otherwise it was Perfect tho! Layland is 10/10 good. Would and have smash again.

Noli: I older cousin bullied him into going and grabbing my sweater for me when I got chilly at the beach bonfire 🙄

Kori: 🙄

Kori: It was the heat of the moment! Like literally try being a horny empath making out with your boyfriend who is also horny and a DEMIGOD. Us making it to ANY room was a true gift to your party! That doesn't necessarily "weird me out" because I feel like you'd have heard something before we ended up in a weird same room sex situation!

Noli: okay GROSS. Honi didn't hear anything before you TAINTED HIS POOR LITTLE VIRGIN EYES WITH YOUR BOOBIES, KORIANDER.

Kori: About time?

Kori: DUH, I'm just saying I was fully emotionally prepared to take that on someday and I'd have washed the raincoat myself if I didn't think sticking around any longer would've landed me with one of those fire sticks jammed up my ass!

Noli: And you are ONE-HUNDRED percent correct, thank you for not making me say it.

@killmekori: @nononoli I'D DO IT IF OUR ROLES WERE REVERSED! EVERYONE'S DATED EVERYONE IT'S FINE!

Noli: I moved this to text cause I'm over airing your LITERAL dirty laundry publicly

@leahshank: I was going to say this never would have happened if I'd been there, but let's be real... even if I haven't been poofed back into my game for the summer, I wouldn't have showed up at your party. So many people, ew.

@killmekori: @nononoli At least it wasn't your BED! also you can totally just like rinse a raincoat. That's like their whole poont

@killmekori: @nononoli but what if Walt gets poofed again forever. won't u miss me? 🥺

@nononoli: @killmekori maybe

@killmekori: 😯

@nononoli: I know there's a lot of speculation about what went down at my party over the summer, and I'm just gonna pop in to give a pretty general statement -- not too many details to protect the reputations of the innocent and such.

I have had sex exactly 27 times now and I think I’m getting good at it. 

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