General:

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How long will they last? - A fun amount of time. Whatever that means

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Uhh

How was their first kiss? - Their first kiss as like a trio would be like really silly and giggly and fun. I’m like imagining Zuri play pushing Kovu away to give Kiara a bunch of kisses but then pulling him in to kiss him after.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Kiara is the most take charge bitch ever, I could see her doing it so bad.

Who is the best man/men? - Kovu needs friends. But I’m guessing those dudes in the lion guard??? Kion??

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Tiifu

Who did the most planning? - Zuri, I’d be shook if she liked either one of their personal styles.

Who stressed the most? - Kiara. I imagine Zuvu fighting over stupid things would get even more annoying.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Uh idk bad guys?

Sex:

Who is the one to instigate things? -

Who is on top? - Kiara! Kovu and Zuri are both fuckin bottoms.

Who is the one to instigate things? - They take turns. All three have like canon slutty moments. It’s cute.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Awhile, it’s three energetic healthy teens so even when Kovu’s down for a second there’s still like stuff going on, y’know?

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - I feel like..Zuri counts to make sure she at least gets one bonus orgasm. Idk man.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They’re literally animals ok. But there are soft gentle times too.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - I hate thinking about lion birth rates okay. I’M TIRED.

How many children will they adopt? - None.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Kovu, obviously.

Who is the stricter parent? - !!! Uhhh ??? Kovu?? Maybe??? Like definitely not Kiara because she hates that and not Zuri cuz she follows Kiara’s lead in everything. But from his own mom to Simba later, the only kind of parenting he knows is p strict and idk he doesn’t come off as resentful as Kiara about it.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Idk fucking gravity and preexisiting injuries. 

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Bro, idk? Kiara? 

Who is the more loved parent? - It’s three of them, it’s probably equal.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - They probably wouldn’t bother unless it was a big deal then all three would go but Kiara would take charge, I think.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Zuri

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Zuri, Kiara or Kovu are liable to be in the same trouble.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - So this might be wrong but like who cares this is crack anyway, but. I see it being Kiara? Like lionesses are the food getters anyway, and Zuri doesn’t like doing that part for herself. So it just kinda lands on her.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Zuri

Who does the grocery shopping? - I could see them all going but like Zuri is in the cart and Kiara and Kovu are putting literally whatever looks interesting into the cart and they’re all arguing about what they need or not.

How often do they bake desserts? - 

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - MEAT.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Zuri would ATTEMPT but then burn something or chip her polish and literally throw everything away and pretend nothing happened. But it’s fine because both Kiara and Kovu seemed the type to try it and then there would be 2 surprise dinners.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Zuri. She has outfits to show off.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - I just said Zuri in that other question, but she’s also not even likely to cook that often, so it would default to Kovu.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - ????

Who is really against chores? - Zuri is really against being expected to participate in doing chores, but she’s so fine with Kiara and Kovu doin them.

Who cleans up after the pets? -...I...don’t...think...they..need....pets.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Kovu?

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Zuri?

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Kiara seems real lucky.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Zuri, but Kiara and Kovu are absolutely invited/expected to join when they can to make it even longer.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Scream.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Probably as much as possible. The novelty is probably super fun for them.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Love? Idk? What’s a better goal?

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Zuri.

Who plays the most pranks? - Kovu and Kiara, Zuri would probably just accidentally get caught in the middle of them pranking each other,

Last Text → Bianca

Lux: Did you know football tryouts and cheer tryouts are on the same day?? We’ll run into each other probably so good luck??

Ringtone → My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark - Fall Out Boy (Default)

Last Text → Whiny Little Bitch Nerd

Lux: Hey! Just letting you know that Delia J and I have taken a next step to our relationship -- we are in olives with each other, and rather than be able to take the NEXT next step, we’re both freaking out over your best friend’s possibly-inhabited womb! So thanks to your sperm, we are being cockblocked. Thanks a lot. 

Ringtone → My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark - Fall Out Boy (Default)

Last Text → Sage

Lux: Hey! I heard you’re helping the Tweedles with their cheer tryouts prep, and thought I’d ask if you wanted to help me out too! And maybe also hang out, cause I heard about what happened with T*a and I***e so I figured you could use some people to hang with! You know I’m always available. 

Last Text → Sage 

Wes: Hey Wayland’s not answering his phone so I’m gonna send this to you to relay: Don’t bone in the room tonight until I get my phone charger out of there! 

Ringtone → Nice for What -- Drake (Default)

Last Text → Huntley

Wes: What’s this I hear about a La Bouff party tent for WaltFest?? Tia won’t tell me! 

Last Text → Monty

Pari: Once again, I’m SO SORRY for Boo punching you in the face and Ember hating you now like I keep telling them to stop and it’s not a big deal but !!! They won’t listen to me!!!

Ringtone → The Middle -- Zedd (Default)

Last Text → Sofia

Pari: Do you have any clue what the homecoming theme might be?? Noli keeps saying it hasn’t been discussed yet but like?? That feels fake!!!

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Last text to Partner in crime 🎥🌟:

✉️ Theo: Just so we’re clear, we’re meeting at the Enchanted Cinema tomorrow, right? At which time was it again? I want to make sure ‘cause I’d hate to get the time wrong!✉️ Theo: I’m looking forward to it! 😊 I’m not going to pretend like I only bid on you for your marvellous date idea, but as a lover of film and cake, I have to admit it was right up my alley.

Ringtone: ♫Never Enough — The Greatest Showman

[text]: i don’t care enough about you to hate you.

[text]: shit, i know you’re going to read that and make that face like i just kicked a puppy or something.

[text]: i don’t hate you.

[text]: i don’t even dislike you.

[text]: it’s unsettling. i feel like i’m reading some contrived ass nonsense in fiction where i suddenly grow a heart.

[text]: i don’t know, maybe i only connect to the world through books and you kind of intersect with that. i’m still trying to figure it out.