More people should read shoujo manga

Based

I guarantee that whatever car mod you expect to see going into this is not going to be what you get

no no, I realise it, I’m just still driving despite the check engine light being on

Me today.

when god made me he just wanted to see how many things could be wrong with a girl at once

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

esports commentator: now watch what she does here. shes crouching with snake to indicate hes proposing. blink and youll miss it: she uses down+b to place a bomb- this is the wedding ring. going back to bayonetta, shes going to ever so slightly tilt the left stick forward, now this serves two purposes: 1.) to make sure she doesnt set off that bomb when she goes to accept snakes proposal, which would obviously ruin the whole scene, but 2.) and this is a more subtle touch, to show bayonettas hesitation. that's something we know about bayonettas character, shes very independent, so thats the true work of a master to incorporate that into their gameplay

Man, that little scrolly wheel to pick your year of birth getting kinda far

cancelled for doing yaoi cocaine in the fujoshi bathroom

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury