The Mind of a Pisces

There's an old saying (I think it's Russian): the same boiling water that softens the potato will harden the egg

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

“Who gives a shit about your genitals you have a fucking dragon.”

The Lion King one doesn’t work because Simba only saw Mufasa fall; he didn’t see Scar throw him from the ledge

🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Please don’t hesitate

It’s fine people

Lol I sure do need it

Thanksgiving coming up & I’ll damn sure be thankful! 😂

Hell yeah

Without hesitation and often, please

Yyyyyep.

This is just an interesting banana to me reminds me of Wing 0’s cannon

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

Not just opioids. Things like Seroquel too.

https://www.drugs.com/article/grapefruit-drug-interactions.html heres a article with a list about drugs that could be effected by grapefruit

I knew this was with my sertraline so didn’t eat it but wow o.o

Oh shit I’m on a really high dose you just saved my ass

I think it can also interfere with birth control pills.

Like let us be ugly tf

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

Doing this lol

may we attract people with genuine intentions.