Murder-Official

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

I ship it

@dangerous-crow-boy

Free me from the torment of being shipped

I can free you from torment🔪

I have no idea who this is but I'm a huge fan of vehicular violence. Keep up the good work besties!!!

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YESSS!!

Ok, we're going to need a ton of magnets.

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

That gives me an idea...

I'm putting my anarchy mask on hold on

yes very nessacary

@lucifer-the-gay-offical father who should it be

HOW DID YOU SAY THAT GIF WITH YOUR MOUTH

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HELL YEAH COMMUNISM BUT BETTER

HUSH or she might hear

anarchy?

I... I don't know

I CALL LEADER

YES YOU LEADER

Right tag everyone you know and is there a @knife-guy-offical that we can rope into this

I have a hunch the people I know wouldn't uh... Wouldn't really like any more leaders

ARE YOU IN THE REVOLUTION NOW

You can be head executioner of the new government if you like

I will become the lemon stealing whores and that is a threat

I propose we combine our forces so that we may acquire all the lemons post haste

As we agreed last time if I recall, i accept your terms.

So we have an alliance

I casually walk by, eat 2 whole lemons, and leave without elaboration

No our lemons, comrade we must avenge our stolen citrus

The lemon stealing whores have identified themselves I see

I'll join whoever lets me stab the most people.

Then welcome to the cause my brother (gender neutral) in arms

I'm putting my anarchy mask on hold on

yes very nessacary

@lucifer-the-gay-offical father who should it be

HOW DID YOU SAY THAT GIF WITH YOUR MOUTH

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HELL YEAH COMMUNISM BUT BETTER

HUSH or she might hear

anarchy?

I... I don't know

I CALL LEADER

YES YOU LEADER

Right tag everyone you know and is there a @knife-guy-offical that we can rope into this

I have a hunch the people I know wouldn't uh... Wouldn't really like any more leaders

ARE YOU IN THE REVOLUTION NOW

I will become the lemon stealing whores and that is a threat

I propose we combine our forces so that we may acquire all the lemons post haste

As we agreed last time if I recall, i accept your terms.

So we have an alliance

I casually walk by, eat 2 whole lemons, and leave without elaboration

No our lemons, comrade we must avenge our stolen citrus

The lemon stealing whores have identified themselves I see

I'll join whoever lets me stab the most people.

I'm putting my anarchy mask on hold on

yes very nessacary

@lucifer-the-gay-offical father who should it be

HOW DID YOU SAY THAT GIF WITH YOUR MOUTH

MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HELL YEAH COMMUNISM BUT BETTER

HUSH or she might hear

anarchy?

I... I don't know

I CALL LEADER

YES YOU LEADER

Right tag everyone you know and is there a @knife-guy-offical that we can rope into this

I have a hunch the people I know wouldn't uh... Wouldn't really like any more leaders

@murder-official

MY TIME HAS COME

ladies… ladies… theres enough of me to go around… cut me into little pieces… rip me into bloody chunks… its ok… i dont mind…

Yay!!!

If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?

It's a possessive adjective.

Yes.

only one of those is even feasible. there are far too many salamanders around for the latter.

it isn't murder if it's sanctioned.

Ah but I don't recognise your authority, ergo murder.

ah, but if the victim gives permission, it is murder no longer, but euthanasia.

Still legally murder!

If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?

It's a possessive adjective.

Yes.

only one of those is even feasible. there are far too many salamanders around for the latter.

it isn't murder if it's sanctioned.

Ah but I don't recognise your authority, ergo murder.

If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?

It's a possessive adjective.

Yes.

only one of those is even feasible. there are far too many salamanders around for the latter.

If I cut off your limbs will they grow back?

It's a possessive adjective.

Yes.