Be With Me

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

I’ve seen this before but I still like it so much that I held my phone in front of my dog so she could see it.

still so good

next week at the grammys i wanna see someone throw a chair at justin bieber. ive had a taste of award show violence and i fear i now crave it

being six feet tall seems a little excessive

it seems the talls have found this post whilst they were rooting about the foliage with their brontosaurus necks

i cast concussion! [beats you over the head with my staff]

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

The only Harry Potter tv show I'll accept is a workplace sitcom drama focused on the Hogwarts professors. Fuck Voldemort and the student drama. I want the biggest conflict to be who ate Dumbledore's emergency sweets from the staff room cupboard (it was Snape), half the staff threatening to quit after Dumbledore proposes a smoke-free workplace initiative, and them having to find a new spot for their annual professors' outing because someone was banned from the Three Broomsticks and Albus refuses to move it to the Hog's Head Inn.

The real flex is healing yourself without becoming like those who traumatized you.