Nothin' to see here

So... What you're telling me is the person will also like you? Just as much, if not more, maybe a little less but it doesn't matter? And you get to know them and they get to know you right... Then, supposedly, according to what you've said, *gets squintier*, they enjoy the time they spend with you, not just that, they crave it like you do..? Some sequence of events transpire, involving a winged baby Archer and a freakin miracle as far as I'm concerned, with some words being thrown around (like like, love, facebook update etc) and they're suddenly yours, as you are theirs... I'm following you that far, barely believing, but you have the brassy balls to try and make me believe that they trust you? *eyes get squintiest* They fucking trust you and you trust them? Like, they get scared that you might think they don't trust you? Both of you are party to the idea that either one of you could hurt each other, point blank chainsaw styles, and trust each other anyway? Life goes on while your constantly in this, Michael-Jackson-Beat-It-music-video-themed knife fight? This person stays and helps and hopes and you get to be with them AND they like you? You're sure about that part? Craziest shit I've ever heard. TL:DR Someone, who I can only assume is a lunatic, tried to explain to me how couples work. They got a squintin', don't you worry. You'll have to get up earlier in the morning to pull one over on ol' Kollossy

Go ahead, say her name. Mention her in passing or quote something she said. I’ll laugh, smile, nod in agreement or whatever it is I’m supposed to do, nothing even happened so don’t worry. There goes my week though. It’s not so bad thinking about her, it makes me happy, but I can’t help it if my heart breaks a little when I realize how long it’s been since I’ve seen her, that I won’t be seeing her again soon. I think these things are supposed to end in some sort of insightful statement about feelings or moving on or how to take two shots off your golf swing but I just needed to write it out.

‘Cept for tearing bread while trying to butter it, watch people easily fuck that up everyday lol