The Ones I Liked

We just want to be as free as we have been.

My Rick!

Wouldn’t it be nice to not be hurting. To dive head first into cool water on a hot day. The way it’s silky over your skin. The weightlessness. Wouldn’t it be nice?

Perfect

Keep it real out there. We are humans, adversity is our daily bread.

Ideas for a perfect night...

Yes, and probably a bit too hard, I need to stress relief.

This would be the kind of catharsis I need. Friends like these.

Oh spirit animal, you're the best.

OH MY GOD SO I’M AT THE GYM & ITS JUST ME & THIS OTHER GIRL IN HERE & SHE’S FACE TIMING HER BF & SHE THINKS I HAVE HEADPHONES ON SO SHE POINTED THE PHONE TOWARDS ME & SHE & HER BF STARTED TALKING ABOUT HOW NICE MY BUTT LOOKS & HES LIKE HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE CANT HEAR US & SHES LIKE ITS OKAY SHE HAS HEADPHONES ON BUT ACTUALLY I’M LISTENING TO EVERYTHING THEYRE SAYING!!!!!!!!! WHAT

That's too cool. Best motivational gym story I've ever heard.

Very much.

What the actual fuck. That's one fucking insane cocktail.

How many disasters do I have to fix at work before I’m allowed to go home early? Is three before lunch enough, because I think it is…

Tell them the Internet says yes.

This is so pure. 

Can I have an otter as pet please?!

First time I’ve ever seen you be a buzzkill, Tish :P

i like animals more than i like ppl right now, archy.

Me too. Rather non human animals. Humans are so indirect and full of themselves.

I have zero focus today.

That's today. Totally.

Sometimes I wish it was more socially acceptable to talk about my sex life with friends, I really just want to gush about the fucking Foxxy gave me on the weekend.

I understand that. Gotta find some pretty legit real friends that understand sex is deliciously human.

someone’s getting very, very drunk and slutty for me right now, and it’s adorably sexy <<<<3

Gonna have to join ya tonight.

That's so odd. I guess since I don't use voice chat I never noticed. People can be utter jackals. I'd love to see voice mutation as default. Who cares what your gender, sex or voice or whatever. Let's play games and have fun dammit.