eh bby

This morning I had the totally random and completely unsolicited realization that “Ghengis Khan” has the same number of syllables as “Stacey’s Mom”, and if I have to be cursed with this knowledge then so do you.

Oh my god

HOLD UP

The worst part is I read it in his voice in my head

The opposite of “bonfire” is, presumably, “malice.”

Hey English language, fuck you, wow

@copperbadge

This took me so much longer to understand than it should have

I think this is my favourite post of all time

This is pure gold.

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?