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ALL OF JIM’S PRANKS ON DWIGHT » 5x07 - Customer Survey [1/3]

Kelly: Some of us are taking this really seriously.

Don’t try to think of a question to humor me.

The Convention [3.02] → Goodbye, Michael [7.22]

If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice.

When I was in the 6th grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee.

Andy: I had a lot on my mind last night. And I didn’t perform. Okay? It happens to plenty of guys. It’s usually not followed by a giant workplace discussion and an interview.

Nellie: Whatever you do, do not blame Todd Packer. It is not his fault. Blame his upbringing, his parents, the society that would mold this idiotic creature.

ALL OF JIM’S PRANKS ON DWIGHT » 5x03 - Business Ethics [2/3]

Harry Shum Jr. as Jim Halpert