babygirl steve supremacy

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

Eddie forcibly making the kids stop making “Steve is dumb” jokes send tweet

my favorite genre of steddie fic is when Steve is like “i dont know how to function anymore, my brain hurts all the time and i can barely get myself to sleep because I cant stop worrying about everyone else” and Eddie is just like “okay im gonna soft dom you into taking care of yourself now please dont freak out” and robin watches with narrowed eyes from the sidelines while eddie hand feeds steve muffins over breakfast

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man