aureum

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

How r u a grown woman and u still think bush is unhygienic tbh. Like are u dumb as rocks

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

prolonged argentina humiliation ritual

nhl commentators love to be like “and how did you know he would be there to receive that pass? did you feel him? would you know him by touch alone, by smell” and then the guy’s like “i looked”

world cup be like what if you FELL DOWN and then you FELL DOWN and while you FELL DOWN you FELL DOWN???

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books