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"That sounds like Eve, she's going to use that picture you know." Maria laughed as the sound of a tube pulling in and setting off bounced off the tunnels they were making their way down. "She's going to keep that picture and she's going to use it when she wants something. You know, she probably had a side-pool going with Bond, almost definitely Q and it wouldn't surprise me if they forced Tanner into it." Maria told him and in a way it made her feel sorrier for him because the odds were really never stacked in his favour were they?
"I think Eve is naturally very helpful too, but, there's also too much mischief in that woman. The second you told her it was a bet with me she'd have been scheming." Maria laughed at that, it was very much a girls sticking together thing and nothing really to do with Gareth himself.
"You're still worried about everything that happened aren't you?" Maria asked him, because she could sense it. "Gareth, Eve is loyal to you. I know she is. You should have heard her that night, she was defending you so thoroughly." Maria assured him.
Everything Maria said wasn’t exactly to his liking. He hated when Moneypenny got together with Bond and Tanner, and even dragged Q into their shenanigans, and when those were against Gareth – and in most cases, they were. That Maria didn’t seem to have a problem with it, did bother him a bit, too. As they waited for the next train, Gareth couldn’t help but just stare at the wall across from them, jaw clenched. There was nothing worse at work than having his own staff stabbing him in his back, and with everything that had happened in Italy, he constantly felt like looking over his shoulder, that the entire world was turned against him. Perhaps it was just paranoia.
What Maria told him, surprised him. Frowning, Gareth turned to look at her. “She was?” Telling from the way Moneypenny had been looking at him since, though, he would have never thought so. Was Maria certain about that? “Moneypenny?” he asked, just to be sure. “My secretary?”
She tried to follow his lips back when he stole another kiss but she as too slow. A pout came to her lips but it was clearly playful. "No but I did take a few mountain survival courses and that was part of it. Then there were all the times there was no place to land in those little planes..." She snorted. "And I mean when you're guys found me they had to do that reverse parachute thing where they hauled me up. THAT was way weirder."
She cocked an eyebrow at him in amusement, unable to help herself. "I bet you meant both the jump and the wedding." She teased. "At least the sweating part." She chuckled at his statement and the different in between them. "I mean in the sense that it gives you longer to fall." She carefully detangled from him and swam to the edge of the pool, pulling her naked body up just enough to grab the bottle of wine and pour them a glass over the edge.
The creases in his brow only deepened with his frown as he stared at Alex. “What kind of mountain survival courses include parachuting?” he asked in disbelief. Gareth followed her to the edge of the pool, placing his arms on it. “Have you, by chance, trained with the SAS?” he joked, chuckling. Really, there was barely anything with Alex that could surprise him. For someone so young, she had quite come around in the world. It was one of the reasons he loved her – she was strong and independent, she knew what life was like.
He cocked up an eyebrow. “Well, now I’m not sure what you’re talking about. But yes, the fall from the plane is a lot longer and worse than from the tower.” Obviously. “Though with practice…” Gareth shook his head as a memory came up. “I broke two ribs once, and bruised several more. I didn’t even want to think about dying in that moment…you just…function.”

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Maria laughed when he said waterboarding was illegal and she looked down, shaking her head softly. She put the piece of toast down and then looked back up at Gareth.
"But I do have to worry Gareth." Maria said, picking the piece of mushy toast back up and taking a bite. "I do have to worry about you, someone has to." She reached across the table to put a hand on his. She was smiling at him, though, as she said it. He'd spent so long not having anyone to take care of him, she knew that he probably wasn't used to it and that he also meant it. She meant it to though, she had to take care of him.
"I know-" She said as he explained, because she did know, she believed him entirely when he'd said she meant nothing to him. "I believe you, I promise." She watched him for a minute before sighing. "When you say you were punished, it was only her that got transferred? If that's the case, she could be mad about it? To hold onto it for all this time though, there'd have to be a reason. There's a very thin line between love and hate. So she either hates you or she loves you. And she's either held onto those feelings for a long time or they re-blossomed when she met you again." Maria was quiet for a minute as she thought, parsing things out like a puzzle in her head.
"What you did, the getting caught? Was it a serious offence? Enough to transfer someone? I mean it's just... you put men and women in a place for long enough, things are bound to happen. I know I wasn't supposed to be in barracks back then, but I was an outsider."
"Well, you're definitely not allowed to have a shag in the stables while on duty, if that is what you're asking. And it always depends on who catches you." An eyebrow was cocked up as he blindly dipped one of his soldiers into the egg - though not as extensive as Maria. "As far as I know..." Gareth added thoughtfully, "you staying the night in my bed could have got me into a lot of trouble as well." Thankfully, though, they hadn't been caught. It had been a wonderful night with Maria; first their pub crawl with his friends, then sneaking her into the barracks because she had been absolutely shitfaced and he would have felt terrible to leave her in her hotel room by herself. Well, technically he could have gone with her. But that idea hadn't even crossed anyone's mind back then.
He gently squeezed her hand, smiling softly. "I could have a look at her CV and find out how her career went after...the incident," Gareth suggested. "Perhaps that punishment sent her spiralling downwards, perhaps it...triggered more. I would say I'm sorry," he glanced down at his toast for a moment, "but we were both adults and we were both at fault. I was punished as well, I just wasn't transferred."
Corinne listened as Gareth talked a little about his mother and then mentioned his grandmother as well. She liked the idea that both might have taught him something about cooking. “I don’t know that I learned all that much from my mother either.” She admitted.”It’s nice you had a grandmother around who could teach you as well.” She found she liked watching him cook, something about his comfort and ease in the kitchen softened him.
With the exception of the chefs and cooks in the restaurants she worked for throughout college and then of course in her first cafe, she hadn’t known a lot men who knew how to cook. Certainly those were choices she made with who she chose to surround herself with, likely purposeful though not something she wanted to think about in the moment. Her father had not done much in the kitchen, save the occasional barbecue. “I learned a lot more from the places I worked at while I was in school more than family. I did though pickup a few recipes so at least I could recreate old favorites.” She wasn’t sure why she felt compelled to admit that. Perhaps because he’d been willing to talk to her more she felt the need to share in kind.
“I know, but since given the circumstances I’m happy to have a place to stay like this one.” She replied softly to his admission that their arrangements didn’t seem to have an end date in sight for the time being. There was a part of her though that didn’t mind as much as she thought she might have. “I’ve enjoyed our talks and the first fencing lesson was so much fun.” She said everything but the part about being on her own out loud. “It’s all been a nice distraction from everything else going on.”
“How are we on our time?” Corinne asked, trying to avoid bringing up the whole reason she was there in the first place. “I’m looking forward to watching the show.” She waited for the last batch to be ready for the sugar coating.
“To be honest,” he stepped closer to the stove again to turn the cakes around in the pan, one by one, “the most I learned about cooking, was in the army and when I was at home on my free days. Living alone, you have to learn to cook, or succumb to the masses of restaurants in the city.” For a brief moment a grimace was crossing his features. “And…as a young soldier, you don’t exactly have the money to go out for supper every night.” It hadn’t been tough times, but it had just been a lot cheaper and helped saving money when he was cooking and didn’t go out to eat. Not to mention the times he spent with his army mates, when they had just camped in the countryside and were happy just living off of cans of beans on the barbecue.
Gareth picked up the last batch of the cakes and handed them over to Corinne, eyeing the already finished ones. Of course, as always, they turned out a lot more than the recipe actually said, but he didn’t complain. More for the two of them to indulge in. “I think we all have recipes from our past that we cherish and keep,” Gareth mused, offering Corinne a soft smile. He turned off the stove and put the pan in the sink for it to cool down, then gave his wrist watch a glance. They still had five minutes until the quiz show started.
“Perfectly on time.” He smiled. “I’m honestly glad I offered you to stay here,” Gareth admitted, looking at Corinne. “It’s a good excuse to bake and cook more,” he joked, before becoming more serious again. “I hope I’m not…well, I don’t want you to feel like…I’m trying to keep you or push you. We are doing our best to solve the…problems and get you back home as fast as possible.” Actually, he didn’t even know himself what he was trying to say.

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"It's not that they'd mind....." she began to explain, very keen to ensure Gareth wouldn't get the wrong impression about her mum and dad. "....more that, after all this time, they'd wonder why he'd never told them he favours men, more than women" Kit continued.
She could be wrong. She might be worng. Yet somehow, Kit knew she wasn't. At the very least, her brother was bisexual.
"I just.....I worry about him, you know? Sometimes I think his decision to live and work on the other side of the world to the rest of us, was only so he could avoid having an awkward conversation....as if we'd reject him for being who he is or something. And I hate that he might think that way".
“Maybe he just…doesn’t think it important?” Really, Gareth didn’t understand the discourse over people’s sexuality. It wasn’t one’s entire personality. To him, it wasn’t important, and he thought it shouldn’t be for anyone else, either – and that people should really mind their own business.
Gareth shook his head. “Katherine…I have been with your brother for years and…well, although I have to admit this is news to me, I like to believe I know him well enough to say he doesn’t run away from those kinds of conversations – at least not as far as Australia.” He stood up and gently placed his hand on Kit’s elbow. “He has always been the…more adventurous type, and…you can’t find that here in England. As much as I love this country, I must say it was always far more exciting to drive a jeep through the desert.” He chuckled. “But maybe…you should just ask him?”