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// Gareth has a cookbook that basically just consists of a bunch of loose pieces of paper and handwritten notes, cause those are all recipes he has collected mostly in foreign countries over the years. Everywhere he went during his army times, or on the rare vacations, he got recipes and added them to the evergrowing book.
"Good luck, because you're on your own with that." Maria said, letting out a laugh when he said about getting rid of Moneypenny. "I wouldn't go up against Eve, but if you think you can take her." Maria held her hands up, shaking her head at him.
She'd seen Eve when she was in the field, she'd also seen how she handled agents, Gareth, his diary and other staff. She'd seen Eve beat Bond in an arm wrestle. There was no way in hell Maria would ever go up against the other woman. Well, not unless she really needed to.
"Oh, hmmm, maybe not. I think I was supposed to go shopping after work and I forgot. I needed to get Barney some more dog food so it's a good job he's with my parents." She thought about it for a moment. "Let's order in, and, you'll be glad to know, that everything in here is a copy. I thought if we do have a mole, we don't want them to know they're potentially being investigated. The photocopying bill for the archives this month just went up dramatically though."
"Which also reminds me, there's a lot of world war 2 stuff down there I think you'd like. You know the sort of things Granddad kept. Ration books, original ammunition orders, modified vehicle plans. Testimony." Maria told him. "Some of it probably needs to go to the vault at the museum to preserve it."
“Are you crazy?” Gareth chuckled, carrying the bags into the kitchen to give the remnants of the cakes at least a bit of normality – before they were devoured for good. “I would hire someone. Besides,” he turned and walked back to Maria, an eyebrow rising – but not without grabbing one or two flyers from the pinboard, “I’m afraid I need her. She does keep the pesky politicians away when I’m in a particularly bad mood.” And that happened quite often due to things unforeseen, and agents thinking they could do anything and everything they wanted without consequences. Bond. It was Bond thinking he could do anything and everything he wanted without consequences. The man was the single reason aspirin producers made so much profit.
“You know I won’t get a heart attack if you smuggled originals out of MI6,” Gareth joked, flicking through one of the flyers. Though Maria’s words had him look up almost immediately. Like her grandfather, he had always been interested in military history. Came with the job. “Well, one of these days you’re gonna have to show those to me.” He smiled and held up the flyers. “Indian? Italian? What do we fancy tonight, darling?”

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❝This isn't about impressing you, oh no no no... this is about WARNING you. Your opinion matters very little to me because in the end, it won't stop what I have planned. You can't stop it. The King and all his horses can't stop it.❞ There was a pause in his ramble, the silence lasting long enough to let a toothy grin spread wide across his face. ❝Eventually, you'll realise I am the grand picture, and I can't wait for the ball to finally drop.❞ A thought touched his brow, and his eyes slid up to examine it. ❝I should have it broadcasted... how do you feel about hidden cameras being in your marital bed?❞
“My--?” A deep frown was furrowing his brow before he couldn’t help the chuckle escaping his lips. Really, where did that man get his delusions? There were only few things actually scaring Gareth Mallory – and Moriarty wasn’t one of them.
“Apparently you aren’t as well informed as I had assumed, because I am not married, Mister Moriarty. If you want to film me in my bed…” he sucked in a breath, smiling, “your spectators will be getting bored incredibly fast. Unless they enjoy watching a man in his pyjamas reading War and Peace for an hour before he goes to sleep.” Another chuckle. “You are a small man with too much time on your hands, and I am a very busy man. So. If you don’t have anything interesting to say, you’ll have to excuse me.”
"You would absolutely be the first person I'd tell" she vowed, meaning every word. Truth was, she'd dearly love to enable Gareth and Kallum meeting up, for both of their sakes. She had a feeling that perhaps Gareth might get Kal to take his life a bit more seriously, while her brother may be the only one who could get her friend to lighten up and enjoy himself, possibly get over certain things that just aren't meant to be........
She stood up and smiled at him, offering "I'll see you out" even though she really didn't feel like doing that, given that it meant going to the front door again. Somehow, it felt wrong there now, which Kit knew was the most absurb reaction one could have to a part of your own house but, there it was.
In all honesty, Gareth was actually surprised that Kit was basically throwing him out. He didn’t say anything, though, just quickly finished his tea and kept holding onto the cup. He would drop it in the kitchen on the way out – he loathed just discarding things around the house, especially when it wasn’t his own. He carried the cup with him as they were walking back through the house, quickly hurrying into the kitchen to put it on the sink before he joined Kit in the hallway again. At the door, he turned around to her again, offering her a soft smile.
“I’ll see what I can do about your…little issue.” He struggled for a moment, wanting to take her hand in his, but instead he opted for gently placing his hand on Kit’s shoulder. “I promise you, he won’t get near you. I won’t let anything happen to you.”
"Dont look at me like that!" Alex laughed as she rested her chin on her hands. "I'm allowed to enjoy seeing my name naked in the sun light." She teased. "Even if you are very very pale. I don't think you've ever looked this British before." She pushed off the wall, swimming backwards in the water and floating on her back for a moment, looking up at the sky as she felt her skin absorbing the sun.
She smiled at his words, surprised he didn't know that. "One of the first. Montana wasn't incorperated until the 1870's." She chuckled before it turned into a full blown laugh. "God can you even imagine?" She snorted, getting her feet back under her. "No, I never was really good at that sort of thing. Neither was my dad. Its not in us to lie that well and hedge so much." She admitted. "We care. But I could never be good at that. Being a politicians girlfriend is enough. I think I've gotten alot better at it!"
Elbows resting on his knees, he watched Alex as she swam for a bit. The sun making the water glisten on her tanned skin. The way her hair splayed in the water. It was great seeing her enjoy herself like this; laughing and smiling and just relaxing. All the stress from the previous weeks – hell, months! – finally falling off her shoulders. They both really did need this timeout.
Gareth drank the rest of his wine and set the glass aside, away from the pool’s edge so that none of them accidentally stepped into it. “Now, now – don’t insult me,” he warned her playfully. A moment later he had slipped back into the water, swimming over to Alex. “I’m serving the people of Great Britain, I’m behind a desk, but I’m not a politician,” he reminded her. “You would look good in a suit and with your…little briefcase and kicking arses in Parliament…” An eyebrow was cocked up. “Don’t you think?”
There was a look of shock when he mentioned Tanner was actually married, before being lost in the increase of her heart beat as his lips found her neck again.
"Or...." as his hands found her waist she jumped slightly to wrap her legs around him arms draping around his shoulders. "Perhaps it was a wife who still ...." kisses him softly. "Finds you just as handsome as she first did."
When Wendy jumped up and wrapped her legs around him, Gareth’s hands automatically moved down to support her. Thankfully she was a lightweight! He hummed at her words, pursing his lips as he pulled away for a moment. Thinking. Or, at least he pretended to think about it. “That…doesn’t really narrow it down,” he joked, just before his lips returned to Wendy’s, pulling them into another long, deep kiss.
When he pulled away once more, he whispered, “You keep saving my days, even when I don’t see you…”
Ralph Fiennes as Romeo, 1986

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“I think he’s very lonely. Lonelier than he lets on. Maybe lonelier than he even realizes.”
— The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), Dir. Wes Anderson
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Ralph Fiennes on the red carpet of The Invisible Woman UK film premiere
// Just wasted hours on that cheap Chinese AI slop bullshit book nook just to decide halfway through to just toss the shit.
I'm actually just mad at myself. I should have known better.

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// Woke up on the opposite side of the bed complete with my pillows and blanket and no memory of how or when I got there
Wtf am I doing at night
The Rock (1996) directed by Michael Bay