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"Oh I'd love to see you trying to get someone at 6 to do that job. You'd have to hire someone from outside." Maria laughed, she was just thinking about Gareth trying to clandestinely go to people in 6 for the job and them all shaking their heads. A slight look of fear about them.
"You do need her-" Maria agreed with him. She didn't tell him about how Eve would text her when he was having a particularly bad day, letting her know that chocolate and tea might be needed. Gareth didn't need to know about that, and he definitely didn't need to know about the pictures Eve sometimes sent her when he was looking particularly handsome under certain lighting.
"I know you won't, but I think I'm right. If there is a mole we don't want to do anything to tip them off. This way we have everything we need and all that other stuff is put back where it belongs. If anyone asks about it being in it's proper place I can say I was tidying. Which is believable."
"Next time we have more than just a fleeting fifteen minutes for a brew, I'll pull them out." Maria told him. "I'd drop them at your desk but I don't want to distract you from your very serious job." Because Maria could absolutely see him getting lost in all those glorious bits of history for hours on end.
"I am always going to say Italian. I suppose it depends what you want? There's also that new Chinese that opened up, we had the flyer for it last week and, there was a middle-eastern, shawarma/falafel place too." She looked over at the flyers in his hand, Italian would always, always call her name. "At least we have dessert covered."
“Italian it is,” Gareth muttered, not giving the other flyers another single look as he was already putting them aside again. The Italian cuisine was, in his eyes, the best in the world. There wasn’t a single day when he would say no to a dish of pasta or lasagne; sometimes he fancied a simple pizza. Thankfully, Maria felt the same. “I wouldn’t be so sure about the dessert, darling.” He gave the bags on the counter a side-glance. There wasn’t much left, after all; might as well just order some more dessert from the Italian restaurant. Panna cotta, maybe. Or tiramisu. God, he loved tiramisu.
He opened the flyer and scanned it, narrowing his eyes a bit. Did the fonts get smaller, or was his eyesight getting worse? No, no it was definitely the smaller font. Squeezing all the information possible onto the tiniest space. “It’s not going to be easy,” Gareth mused, looking up at Maria. This was why he couldn’t wait to marry her: she wasn’t just beautiful, she was incredibly clever. “The files, I mean. We are on our own here, unless you want to involve Moneypenny. But…” he shook his head, “I’m afraid I have to say it: it could be anyone. There aren’t many people we can trust with it. Do we want pasta or do we feel like pizza?” he switched topics effortlessly.
"Sometimes-" Maria mused, a soft noise leaving her as his lips moved across her skin. "They're very interested in-" She started to speak but then her words trailed off, eyes falling shut as his kisses caused pockets of heat to explode across her skin. Setting her nerves aflame and sending the heat careening between her legs.
Maria took a tiny step back, almost catching herself as her knees went weak when his mouth found the join between shoulder and neck. Her back was pressed against the edge of the sink and she hummed as her hands started to roam his back, his chest, moving down to slide under his t-shirt.
His arms snaked around her waist, holding her tight, before he lifted Maria up and off the ground so she could sit on the kitchen counter. Perhaps, he wondered, it wasn’t such a bad thing that Barney wasn’t here at the moment; they had this time to themselves now. They could do whatever they wanted without feeling watched…
His lips broke away from her for a moment, though, a mischievous glint in his eye as he looked at Maria. “You were saying?” he breathed out.

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It was obvious she knew what she was saying from the way her grin spread across her face when he warned her and explained himself trying to sound stern with her for the barest of moments.
She playfully swam backwards and away from him with a cheeky smile on her face. "I dont know....people call you sir a lot." She teased back as if that made her point.
"Sometimes I think you forget that your betrayed to British sensibility and fell for an American so your dreams of being a politicians boyfriend kind of died on the vine." Oh he was being cute....she could be cute back! "But that doesn't mean I can't wear the little pants suit and carry the little brief case you deviant." She snickered.
“We are in England, darling. Gentlemen are being called ‘Sir’ at every corner; you don’t need to be a politician to enjoy that privilege.” He hated being called a politician, really. He was neither that, nor a pencil pusher, even though he was sitting behind a desk most of the time. He had had his fair share of active duty, had been in the line of fire more times than he liked to admit, had been shot at, injured, tortured; those politicians he had to deal with had barely ever seen any kind of action, unless you call ‘cutting your finger on a piece of paper’ action.
He let himself sink back in the water, floating on his back, eyes closed. “Something tells me, somewhere in your bloodline are British ancestors,” Gareth mused.
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// Gareth has a cookbook that basically just consists of a bunch of loose pieces of paper and handwritten notes, cause those are all recipes he has collected mostly in foreign countries over the years. Everywhere he went during his army times, or on the rare vacations, he got recipes and added them to the evergrowing book.
"Good luck, because you're on your own with that." Maria said, letting out a laugh when he said about getting rid of Moneypenny. "I wouldn't go up against Eve, but if you think you can take her." Maria held her hands up, shaking her head at him.
She'd seen Eve when she was in the field, she'd also seen how she handled agents, Gareth, his diary and other staff. She'd seen Eve beat Bond in an arm wrestle. There was no way in hell Maria would ever go up against the other woman. Well, not unless she really needed to.
"Oh, hmmm, maybe not. I think I was supposed to go shopping after work and I forgot. I needed to get Barney some more dog food so it's a good job he's with my parents." She thought about it for a moment. "Let's order in, and, you'll be glad to know, that everything in here is a copy. I thought if we do have a mole, we don't want them to know they're potentially being investigated. The photocopying bill for the archives this month just went up dramatically though."
"Which also reminds me, there's a lot of world war 2 stuff down there I think you'd like. You know the sort of things Granddad kept. Ration books, original ammunition orders, modified vehicle plans. Testimony." Maria told him. "Some of it probably needs to go to the vault at the museum to preserve it."
“Are you crazy?” Gareth chuckled, carrying the bags into the kitchen to give the remnants of the cakes at least a bit of normality – before they were devoured for good. “I would hire someone. Besides,” he turned and walked back to Maria, an eyebrow rising – but not without grabbing one or two flyers from the pinboard, “I’m afraid I need her. She does keep the pesky politicians away when I’m in a particularly bad mood.” And that happened quite often due to things unforeseen, and agents thinking they could do anything and everything they wanted without consequences. Bond. It was Bond thinking he could do anything and everything he wanted without consequences. The man was the single reason aspirin producers made so much profit.
“You know I won’t get a heart attack if you smuggled originals out of MI6,” Gareth joked, flicking through one of the flyers. Though Maria’s words had him look up almost immediately. Like her grandfather, he had always been interested in military history. Came with the job. “Well, one of these days you’re gonna have to show those to me.” He smiled and held up the flyers. “Indian? Italian? What do we fancy tonight, darling?”

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❝This isn't about impressing you, oh no no no... this is about WARNING you. Your opinion matters very little to me because in the end, it won't stop what I have planned. You can't stop it. The King and all his horses can't stop it.❞ There was a pause in his ramble, the silence lasting long enough to let a toothy grin spread wide across his face. ❝Eventually, you'll realise I am the grand picture, and I can't wait for the ball to finally drop.❞ A thought touched his brow, and his eyes slid up to examine it. ❝I should have it broadcasted... how do you feel about hidden cameras being in your marital bed?❞
“My--?” A deep frown was furrowing his brow before he couldn’t help the chuckle escaping his lips. Really, where did that man get his delusions? There were only few things actually scaring Gareth Mallory – and Moriarty wasn’t one of them.
“Apparently you aren’t as well informed as I had assumed, because I am not married, Mister Moriarty. If you want to film me in my bed…” he sucked in a breath, smiling, “your spectators will be getting bored incredibly fast. Unless they enjoy watching a man in his pyjamas reading War and Peace for an hour before he goes to sleep.” Another chuckle. “You are a small man with too much time on your hands, and I am a very busy man. So. If you don’t have anything interesting to say, you’ll have to excuse me.”
"You would absolutely be the first person I'd tell" she vowed, meaning every word. Truth was, she'd dearly love to enable Gareth and Kallum meeting up, for both of their sakes. She had a feeling that perhaps Gareth might get Kal to take his life a bit more seriously, while her brother may be the only one who could get her friend to lighten up and enjoy himself, possibly get over certain things that just aren't meant to be........
She stood up and smiled at him, offering "I'll see you out" even though she really didn't feel like doing that, given that it meant going to the front door again. Somehow, it felt wrong there now, which Kit knew was the most absurb reaction one could have to a part of your own house but, there it was.
In all honesty, Gareth was actually surprised that Kit was basically throwing him out. He didn’t say anything, though, just quickly finished his tea and kept holding onto the cup. He would drop it in the kitchen on the way out – he loathed just discarding things around the house, especially when it wasn’t his own. He carried the cup with him as they were walking back through the house, quickly hurrying into the kitchen to put it on the sink before he joined Kit in the hallway again. At the door, he turned around to her again, offering her a soft smile.
“I’ll see what I can do about your…little issue.” He struggled for a moment, wanting to take her hand in his, but instead he opted for gently placing his hand on Kit’s shoulder. “I promise you, he won’t get near you. I won’t let anything happen to you.”
"Dont look at me like that!" Alex laughed as she rested her chin on her hands. "I'm allowed to enjoy seeing my name naked in the sun light." She teased. "Even if you are very very pale. I don't think you've ever looked this British before." She pushed off the wall, swimming backwards in the water and floating on her back for a moment, looking up at the sky as she felt her skin absorbing the sun.
She smiled at his words, surprised he didn't know that. "One of the first. Montana wasn't incorperated until the 1870's." She chuckled before it turned into a full blown laugh. "God can you even imagine?" She snorted, getting her feet back under her. "No, I never was really good at that sort of thing. Neither was my dad. Its not in us to lie that well and hedge so much." She admitted. "We care. But I could never be good at that. Being a politicians girlfriend is enough. I think I've gotten alot better at it!"
Elbows resting on his knees, he watched Alex as she swam for a bit. The sun making the water glisten on her tanned skin. The way her hair splayed in the water. It was great seeing her enjoy herself like this; laughing and smiling and just relaxing. All the stress from the previous weeks – hell, months! – finally falling off her shoulders. They both really did need this timeout.
Gareth drank the rest of his wine and set the glass aside, away from the pool’s edge so that none of them accidentally stepped into it. “Now, now – don’t insult me,” he warned her playfully. A moment later he had slipped back into the water, swimming over to Alex. “I’m serving the people of Great Britain, I’m behind a desk, but I’m not a politician,” he reminded her. “You would look good in a suit and with your…little briefcase and kicking arses in Parliament…” An eyebrow was cocked up. “Don’t you think?”
There was a look of shock when he mentioned Tanner was actually married, before being lost in the increase of her heart beat as his lips found her neck again.
"Or...." as his hands found her waist she jumped slightly to wrap her legs around him arms draping around his shoulders. "Perhaps it was a wife who still ...." kisses him softly. "Finds you just as handsome as she first did."
When Wendy jumped up and wrapped her legs around him, Gareth’s hands automatically moved down to support her. Thankfully she was a lightweight! He hummed at her words, pursing his lips as he pulled away for a moment. Thinking. Or, at least he pretended to think about it. “That…doesn’t really narrow it down,” he joked, just before his lips returned to Wendy’s, pulling them into another long, deep kiss.
When he pulled away once more, he whispered, “You keep saving my days, even when I don’t see you…”
Ralph Fiennes as Romeo, 1986

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“I think he’s very lonely. Lonelier than he lets on. Maybe lonelier than he even realizes.”
— The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), Dir. Wes Anderson
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