Eowyn is obviously the funniest character in Lord of the Rings because of what she does to analysis of the book, where you have to say "except for that one character who fears being restricted to the feminine role based on her gender and disguises herself as a man to fight valiantly on the battlefield as well as any of her comrades but comes to realise that her obsession with glory in battle was driven by an almost suicidal level of alienation to her mandated role and the complex mix of admiration and envy for the men around her that leads her to interrogate her own desires and tame her mental demons and ultimately craft a self-actualised life for herself with the support of the people she loves that balances freedom and social connection, the female representation in this book is terrible"
Eowyn, Arwen, and Ioreth were all in Minas Tirith at the same time for two weddings and we can only assume some bridemaids shenanigans went down that month that Tolkien for all his abilities simply didn't feel himself worthy of documenting; his work didn't fail the Bechdel test so much as leave it as an enjoyable exercise for the reader.
i need to vale Eowyn more because holy cow



















