What.

I can fuck 3 middle aged women, one of whom is my teacher, but all I want is my boy Ryuji’s ass.

Corgi Fails At Hopping Over Fence

@datingsims

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

whose being sneaky

WHAT

@lordfeederdinkle

Thas’ some bull shit right there

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

Yvette Nicole Brown wrote this joke based on actual experience with directors who didn’t want to use the word “sassy”  but 100% wanted her to play it sassier.

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

Spicy

I like his hat :^)

The great American fuck-shell and anti-fuck core. A true national treasure.

I love that the entirety of California is red.

let utah say fuck

pride