Random Shit That I Found

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

I'm sorry, the moment you hear someone with a voice that sounds like this guy put your hand in your pocket over your wallet and do not let go till you haven't seen him for 10 or more min.

When you move your hand your credit cards are all sevens

Do you think Zeus feels left out because he didn’t get to bond with his siblings in their dads stomach

Do you think like Demeter and Poseidon are ever like “oh you wouldn’t get it, it’s a dads-stomach thing”

Do we think Hestia ever looks at him and tells Hera she should have married the rock instead

I love being an adult who always puts my hand out to shake when I meet a kid! every single time their face is like "no one does The Adult Greeting Ritual with me, is this a sign of respect or is this man simply unhinged" and then of course as we talk they realise it's both

sherlock holmes

@ayeforscotland 🫡

We will erect another🫡

there are teenagers whose parents met on tinder

facebook.com is legally old enough to drink in the u.s.

Please stop...

myspace's former user base is mostly middle aged now!

why are you doing this to us

netflix is old enough to rent a car!

Can’t get this on any other social media

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.