nonsense

*3 drinks in voice* you wanna test each other's pain tolerance?

nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them

“i need you to live even if it means you never forgive me for this” is an emotion

new treatment for all mental illness called Pulled In By Collar And Forcibly Made Out With and it's literally free folks

big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.

bend him over the table tuesday btw

make him weep wednesday to those who celebrate

thrust into him thursday

and finally, happy Fuck him stupid Friday everyone. peace and love on the planet earth

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

nothing is more thrilling to me than two men NOT fucking

i <3 unresolved sexual tension especially if at least one person is borderline suicidal about it

Look we're having a serious discussion here and my heart shaped pupils are none of your concern.

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

i flirt by having the eyes of a neglected pet

dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?