The Most Distant One.

I know it’s ridiculous, but the “person carrying an absurd and improbable number of weapons must remove them all (to the bewilderment of those around them)” trope is still one of the best tropes of all time.

Clarification: when a guy younger than you thinks this. Older guys might have snippets of knowledge. Might. Sometimes. Not all of them.

Clarification: teach you things = like how to change a tire. Like YOUR DAD teaching you how to change a tire. That’s feasible. Not about how to be a woman though or how to think or what kind of clothes to buy. Nope.

Perfect!

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

I like it when I hover over the ignorant ones and they are deactivated.

@testosterown

@testosterown

this is legendary

A man: *is nice to me* Me: please don’t have hidden motives just be a decent human, I appreciate it but don’t be weird

HONEST AF

One of the most shitty feelings is feeling like a naive piece of shit because I thought a person was just being friendly to be my friend.

“Being nice to show that men can be nice” is counted as weird here too

Gay ppl who are biphobic make literally no sense and yet here they are

they make perfect sense. they had the minimum human decency to pick a fucking side

Bro what the fuck do you think the B in LGBT stands for, Beyoncé?

Mom? Dad? I’m Beyoncé

“Minimum human decency” and “side”.....jeeze, bud, how about you fuck right off.

holy shit

The xMen weve always dreamed of

Vampire the Masquerade and Requiem actually make strong points that things like this often happen hahaha.

The “sleeps with the fan on high under a huge warm blanket” squad