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Me before and after I jerk off

I lost my shit over a pen today like holy shit

You don't understand. It was a 7 function pen!

Someone stole my fucking 7 function pen.

@fanotastic what are the functions?

okay i will bite what is the seventh

7. The backbone of society

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy

If I need a hug I just take it from whatever unsuspecting arms are available

This is what pride month is all about

Fuck yeah it is

Yet i still do it anyway lol

Everytime I hear two K-pop idols are dating, my skin clears up and my depression is cured for two hours. Like you go you two! You deserve your happiness, you've brought me and many others so much of it, now it's your turn!

growing up finding girls attractive without registering it as attraction sucks because you basically end up weirdly fixated on them but also super insecure and competitive

Watching every women Onision has harassed and mistreated come through and succeed while he’s spiraling into obscurity is the most beautiful story I’ve ever been honor to witness.