Michael Xavier

Do receptionists at sperm banks say “Thanks for coming”?

don’t worry password, im insecure too

ok but why does she have antlers? 👀😂

i just met a congressmen… and he gave me his number bu t he has a wife. i wanna die….

ay yo pussy could save net neutrality, think about dat

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

How fucking strong must those suits be for the guy to view crashing as a mild inconvenience

10/10 form

“OH POOP!”

savage

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

“You was ugly when we made the plans. Bring ya troll ass on.”

^ true friendship.

isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses

elephants

blocked

camels

extra blocked

donkeys

ultra blocked

that dick

… followed

When I was little I thought “prima donna” was “pre-Madonna” as in an era before Madonna

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class