Welcome to the Meme Wasteland

i hate when memes become outdated and i have to deprogram myself from referencing them anymore. whenever my mouth says “this is so sad” my brain immediately follows it up with “alexa play despacito” but i’m not ALLOWED to say that anymore

If my parents can use slang from the 80s without even feeling self-conscious then I can use a meme that’s a little stale

E A R S ?

There are people reblogging this who don’t know it’s a direct quote

i can NOT stop thinking about when c.s. lewis introduced a character by saying “his name, unfortunately, was Eustace Scrubb” like BRUH no need to do him dirty like that 😭😭 you GAVE him that name. tf

You forgot he immediately followed it with “and he almost deserved it.”

the kids arent supposed to go in the cubbies unless they really need something but these 2 girls were sitting in there lookin mischievous so i go to investigate & theyre huddled around this like magnadoodle where one of them is writing “PISS” in big ass letters

o u mad cuz im surfin on u ?

I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened

I’m pretty sure this ask gave me a stroke reading it