I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Cosmic Funnies
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JBB: An Artblog!
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Acquired Stardust
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Not today Justin
Product Placement
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cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
styofa doing anything
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@greased-lighting
Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.
Anyway I miss him and hope he's doing better with his mental health 🙏🏾
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I lived through the swine flu, Y2K, first black president, 9/11, a royal wedding, the death of Michael Jackson, Osama's death & now 8/23/11 eastcoast earthquake. My life is fucking swag bro.
2012 I’m fucking ready…come at me!!!
this post has aged like justin bieber
honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously
like yeah gandalf is pretty grumpy most of the time but how would YOU feel if you were the fantasy equivalent of an angel and a bunch of people who only come up to your knee were just like “oh fuck it’s that spooky old wizard” every time you showed up for a friend’s birthday party
I mean to be fair, he seems to actively enjoy the hobbits’ complete lack of awe, because what Gandalf loves most about hobbits is that they as a culture are 1000% unimpressed by any of the mythic-scale bullshit constantly going on right outside their borders. The thing Gandalf loves second-most about hobbits is their weed.
What gets on his nerves is the rest of the free peoples of middle earth, for whom he is constantly busting his ass and who consistently respond to his attempts to help with “why don’t you ever have any good news?” and also who don’t offer him any weed.
Third thing is that Hobbits build increasingly elaborate road systems to Keep Gandalf Out, which is really the sort of nonlethal enviormental enrichment he needs
Speaking as someone fast approaching 50, I see in Gandalf someone who is Tired™ and while he will not often smile, he adores the quietness of the Shire and also finds great joy in messing with people who take themselves too seriously
“i’m autistic” = 👍
“i’m a little autistic” = mark of the beast for annoying people
“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense
cartel style execution
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dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats
Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th
i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny
why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????
THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???
the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here
idk what other disabled person needs to hear this but if you need someone to do something for you that would be very difficult for you to do but very easy for them to do, that is a small favor. you dont have to feel gratitude and guilt at scale based on how hard it would be for you to do it disabledly
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3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.
midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert
“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me
FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—
when the yaoi has toxic overtones, manipulation, genuine abuse, gross crossing of normal boundaries and psychosexual obsession
everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right
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dead wife flashback whenever a random nicki minaj lyric pops into my head
rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from
