The ME Diaries

WISHING ALL OF MY MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS WHO CELEBRATE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

To the ship of all ships Captain Swan!!

More reasons why Emma Swan is one of the strongest characters in the history of television

she did this

  and this

also this:

 don’t forget she also did this:

and somehow still managed not to do this

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I had to bust out my magazine. You can SEE how pissed off he is oH MY G O D

You guys are really making me button up this fukin goddamned motherfukin pOLo sHiRt I look like a fukin choir boi saving my man cleavage for jesus. And why tF are baby’s lights on just PHOTOSHOP THAT IN LATER GODDAMIT you’ve already airbrushed my eye crinkles away what’s the fuckin difference

1.  This is Dean.  

He hunts monsters.

He’s completely straight. 

And always extremely manly.

And also very dominant. 

2.  This is Sam.

He’s Dean’s brother/monster hunting partner.  They’re both very mature together.

He’s completely normal.  Never soulless or possessed or anything.

No emotional scarring or psychological trauma going on here.  Nope.

3.  This is Castiel.  

He’s an angel of the lord. 

As such, he’s obviously very intimidating.  

Very mighty.  

All fear this terrifying, fell creature. 

4.  There is absolutely no homoerotic sexual tension in Supernatural. 

5.  Its villains are mostly demons and other unholy creatures, so of course, no one likes them.

Except for this guy.  Everyone LOVES him.  

6.  Its fans are very calm, sane, rational people who are completely accepting of opinions that differ from their own. 

7.  And of course, you will absolutely be able to maintain your sanity after watching it!

You will NOT be plunged into an existential depression over the well-being of fictional characters. 

And when you’ve run out of episodes to watch, you’ll totally be able to return to reality, no questions asked!