vampire (trainee)

autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.

I feel like people who are dismissive of sports don’t realize that they’re sometimes super condescending. like, okay, you didn’t like gym class and have personal grudges against the jocks from your high school! that doesn’t mean that other people are idiots for enjoying something that, when it’s at its best, can connect you to a broader community of fans and give you a chance to appreciate the athleticism that people are capable of when they spend years honing a specific set of skills. there’s something so valuable and human about sports that gets lost when you reduce it to “sportsball” or whatever

shane's first time anal "that was so fucking hot" a little dopey and fucked out and completely sincere... do you think that's what did it. ilya's nearly desperate "please. go" in sochi. hollander leaning to chase ilya's thumb in his mouth, eyelids sliding shut in pleasure, the way his whole body went loose. it's just sex, hollander. you can't-- you don't even know what you're doing. big wet eyes, heart wide open. it's going to hurt. it's going to hurt you. i'm going to--

hollanov are constantly doing full sheet changes after sex in fic. i’m gonna be honest with u guys i don’t think they’re doing that

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

I don’t know how they’d do it but in season 2 I would love to see the scene where Ilya is internally throwing up at the thought of Shane sleeping with other people but externally he’s like I mean haha I don’t even really believe in cheating :) & then he falls to his knees in relief when Shane is like I would rather die

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

the pet owner to firework hater pipeline is real

i’m sorry i got carried away and humped your leg until i came while we were kissing