“--this is nice, mind if I borrow it?” A slightly buzzed Markus grinned as he lightly grasped the material of the others top between his finger tips. He couldn’t help but pull away, laughing at his own ridiculous shenanigans

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“I mean, I might have a few ideas up my sleeve, “ he grinned, “ alright then, its a date noah. “

“yeah, well, when you see my body being pulled out of the river on the news you can say that again.”

“You’re too sweet for your own good. How are you ever supposed to be m partner in crime if you can’t make anyone dislike you?”

“Cry on command? that’s pretty impressive,” Markus laughed, his eyebrows flying up, “unfortunately I’m already bringing someone along to fuck with my dad but hey theres always dinner with my mom and her husband.”

“Well, someones gotta make him feel like he’s parenting for another 6 months.”

“I’ve actually found someone to pretend to be my new fiance which is great because not only is it man but he’s as much of an asshole as I am.”

“right? and wouldn’t that be shame,”

“See, I tried going drunk once but then we both showed up wasted and they threw us out.”

“Sorry not all of us can be daddy’s little princess, sweetheart. Last I checked, my life was not overexaggerated, even if my family’s dramatic enough to have a show on the E! Network.”

“Why do you think everyone is so fucking cynical?” Markus laughed,”parental guilt, I think. He’s trying to make up for about 20 years missed by actually trying to have some control over things.”

“Look man, I’m not gonna have a “my daddy issues are worse than yours” argument. Everyone at this school his pretty much given their parents the big F you. I just don’t have a choice, one of us has gotta go and my sisters got work and Im pretty sure my dad still thinks Case is back in England with his mom.”