âHey, are those bluetooth speakers?â Jen asked the person next to her, her eyes zeroing in on the source of the music. Whomever was responsible for the playlist was doing the party a terrible disservice. Not only did she not recognize a single song, but they were objectively undanceable. It was just all wrong, the beats were too slow--not at all reflective of the energy of the crowd--and it was beginning to wear on the room, steadily sucking the life right out of the party. âThink I can connect and turn this thing around? If I donât hear something I can sing along and shake my ass to in the next 2 minutes, Iâm literally storming out. This is what happens when you put guys in charge of the music.âÂ











