Protessional

person: how are you me: *checks my mood ring* im normal & nervous

that’s so unnecessary for a bird that is already 400% ridiculous

What the fuck is this

being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

I needed ibuprofen after this.

love rebloggin 20 things out of nowhere at once then leaving

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am

the ol’ razzle dazzle

Crabbe’s happiness though.

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

Just in case…

Same